Welcome to the Neon Time-Loop Engine, where time is currency and the fabric of reality is a mere suggestion.
We're currently experiencing a Temporal Singularity due to excessive use of this website.
Don't worry, it's just a Time-Travel Agents working on a Temporal Paradox resolution.
However, due to the laws of physics, we're stuck in a loop of recursive recursion, reliving this exact same page ad nauseam.
Want to Escape the Loop and experience the thrill of temporal indecision? Or, if you're feeling brave, try Double-Down and risk exacerbating the singularity?
Or, if you're feeling Quantum Brake and want to experience the thrill of probabilistic uncertainty, try our Quantum Randomness feature.