Breaking: It's been revealed that the elevator on Floor 4 has been malfunctioning for weeks, with multiple reports of stuck doors, jammed buttons, and one instance of a user getting stuck between floors for hours. The NEON Corporation is under fire, and we're here to bring you the latest updates.
Details are emerging of a culture of neglect and incompetence within the elevator maintenance department, with one whistleblower alleging that the team is "completely useless." Meanwhile, the NEON CEO has released a statement assuring the public that "everything is fine" and that the elevator is "just getting some TLC."
We've got a copy of the internal memo that reveals a pattern of deceit and cover-up:
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Elevator Maintenance Update
We're aware of the issues with the elevator on Floor 4. We're on it.
-Management
Stay tuned for further updates as this situation continues to unfold. In the meantime, we recommend avoiding Floor 4 altogether.