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Project codename: The Lemon
Project description: A high-energy, highly addictive, and extremely classified lemon-flavored energy drink.
Learn more about The Lemon's development and side effects.
View the confidential market research and sales projections for The Lemon.
Remember, this is all totally not a government-funded experiment gone horribly wrong...
Or is it?
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