Go to Section A, where the vending machine is on fire Section B: The break room with the wonky toilet Section C: The place where the AC is on the fritz You are here! Go to Level 2, where it's even more confusing

Secret Level 1, Section D: The place where the coffee machine is always out of order

Welcome to the most secret place in the facility. Or at least, we think it's the most secret place. We're not really sure.

As you've probably guessed from the plethora of 'Do Not Enter' signs, this place is not exactly... welcoming. But hey, at least the fluorescent lights are still working!

So, what do you hope to find here? The fabled coffee machine? The legendary stapler? Or maybe the mysterious 'Lost Sock Department'?

Whatever it is, we hope you're ready for the adventure.

Or, you know, you could just go back to Section C and try to fix the AC.

Click here for more info on Section E: The mysterious room with the weird smells Click here for more info on Section F: The room where the ceiling tiles are on fire Click here for more info on Section G: The 'Help Desk' where the help is always on vacation