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Section G: The Mysterious Disapearance of the Internets

It is with great pleasure that we report on the sudden, inexplicable disapearance of the Internets. Our team of experts have been working around the clock to find a solution, but our efforts have been met with nothing but silence.

**Possible Causes: **

1. The Internet ate itself

2. A rogue cat took the router

3. The world ran out of cat pictures