We're a 4-star hotel with 3-star service. Our rooms are equipped with the finest polyester sheets and a complimentary bottle of tap water. Don't forget to try our signature "I'm-not-a-real-lobby-but-it-looks-okay" bar.
Want to see our room rates? Room Rates
Or maybe you're curious about our infamous "free" breakfast buffet? Buffet
Don't forget to tip your bellhop. He's been practicing his "I'm-not-a-real-lobby-bellhop-but-he's-trying" face in the mirror for weeks.