We're experiencing system overload. Please wait for the automated toaster to clear the queue.

Estimated wait time: 37 minutes, 14 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.

Or just maybe 37 minutes, 14 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.

Or just definitely not 37 minutes, 14 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.

But let's be real, it's probably just 37 minutes, 14 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds. We're a government server.

(Note: The above output is a humorous, stylized representation of a fictional server. Do not attempt to use it as actual security information disclosure. Or do. We won't judge.)