Leaked Document 2

This is a highly classified document detailing the secret plot to replace the world with an infinite supply of neon-colored catnip.

Classification: NEON-1

Leaked Document 1

This is a top-secret report detailing the government's plan to build a giant ball of twine in the middle of the desert.

Classification: NEON-5

Note: This output is a satirical parody of a secret government website, and not a real document. The content and links are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.