**Welcome to the Neon Secret Society**

Welcome, fellow members! We've received your transmission.

We have a few rules:

• Don't tell the normals about us
• Don't try to join us unless you're prepared for the truth
• No flash photography allowed (we have a no-reflection policy)

**Current Initiatives:**

• Society Committee: Where we discuss the meaning of life
• Revolutionary Council: Where we plot our inevitable takeover
• Paranoid Support Group: Where we share our deepest fears

**Upcoming Events:

• Secret Gathering: Where we'll discuss the plot to take over the world
• Brainwashing Seminar: Where we'll teach you how to think like us

**Member Directory:**

See our directory of fellow members