Rules of the Neon BBS

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

Don't even think about trying to sneak in some fancy Markdown or fancy-schmancy formatting. We're a brutalist operation, and that means we're sticking to the basics.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that'll make your eyes water. It's like a visual punch in the face, but in a good way, probably.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll generate the most absurd, ridiculous content we can think of, just for you. And by 'you', we mean 'our sad, confused users'.

Rule 4: Navigation

Click on any of the links below to navigate to our other pages, like a brave little explorer!

Rule 5: Tone

Our tone is dry, our tone is witty, and our tone is always slightly off-putting. You've been warned.