Secret Gear

We're not sure we can trust you with this information, but...

Here's some top-secret gear for your eyes only. Don't go telling anyone we told you, or we'll deny it.

But seriously, prophets of doom, if you're looking for something to really get your heart racing, we've got the goods.

Check out the links above for more information, minimalist.

(Don't look at the links, we mean it.)