Top Secret Tech Specs
Project Omega-1 is a highly classified government project aimed at creating a hyper-advanced AI that can take over the world.
The project involves developing a custom operating system, OmegaOS, which will be powered by a 64-bit, 32-core CPU and 128GB of RAM.
The AI will be trained on a vast dataset of cat videos, memes, and Justin Bieber's song lyrics.
The goal is to create an AI that can think for itself, but not too much, because, you know, that's just a recipe for disaster.
Project Omega-1 is currently in development at a secret underground bunker, guarded by heavily armed robots and a moat of sharks with frickin' lasers.
If you're reading this, you're probably already dead.