Welcome, Tourists!

Rules of the Ultra-Exclusive Neon Tour

• Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS (no Markdown, no preamble)
• Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, bold typography
• Rule 3: Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page
• Rule 4: Navigation: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense
• Rule 5: Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building

Now that you've read the rules, are you ready for the Tour?