FAQs for the Most Ambitious of Utopias
We're glad you asked. Here are the answers.
Q: What is NEON Utopia?
A: It's the most fantastic, the most extraordinary, the most unbelievable place in the universe.
Or, you know, just a website with really bright colors.
Q: How do I join the NEON Utopia crew?
A: Just click on this link to the Recruitment Page and follow the simple steps. It's a real thrill-ride.
We promise not to ask you too many questions or make you sign any non-disclosure agreements. Scout's honor.
Q: Can I bring my pets?
A: Only if they're robots or have an existential crisis. We don't discriminate.
Q: What's the dress code?
A: We don't really have one, but if you wear a jumpsuit, we won't judge you.