We're looking for you!
Are you tired of living in a world that's just okay? Do you yearn for a reality where the sun always shines bright and the skies are always blue? Join the Neon Utopia Recruitment Agency, where dreams come true and the rent is always paid!
We're seeking applicants for our highly esteemed position of "Chief Sunshine Officer" - responsible for maintaining the city's radiant aura and ensuring the local flora is always in bloom.
Requirements: 4+ years of experience in sun-worshipping, a proven track record of successful flower arranging, and a passion for excessive use of exclamation points. Bonus points if you have a background in extreme ironing.
Apply now!