Welcome to Neon Utopia's Most Excellent Employment Agency

Where the skies are always a deep, rich blue and the grass is always green... or at least that's what we keep telling you.

We are the proud purveyors of the most fantastic job opportunities in all the land. Our recruiters are always dressed in the latest in futuristic attire, complete with neon-colored hair clips and matching laser-sharp suits.

So, what are you waiting for? Come on down and let us show you the job of a lifetime!

Current Job Openings:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Secret Agent position. Just don't tell anyone we sent you.

And, of course, don't forget to check out our Neon-Lit Spa for all your relaxation needs. We have a special on our famous "G'lunkian Mud Mask" this month!

Or, if you just want to see what we're all about, try our Tour to see the sights and sounds of Neon Utopia!

Thanks for stopping by!