Our Founders
We're a team of highly caffeinated individuals with a passion for all things coffee
Meet our fearless leaders:
Where the coffee flows like water and the Wi-Fi is always free
We're not actually underground, that's just a myth perpetuated by our landlord
We're actually just a hipster's hipster cousin in a converted sewer pipe
We're not just another coffee shop, we're a movement
Our founders were tired of the mainstream, so we went underground
Or, you know, into a really cool, hidden corner of the internet
Our coffee is strong, our Wi-Fi is fast, and our rent is... well, let's just say our landlord is "flexible"
We're a team of highly caffeinated individuals with a passion for all things coffee
Meet our fearless leaders:
To serve the best coffee in the world, one cup at a time
Or, you know, to just make it up as we go along
We're all about the beans, the roast, the grind... and the Wi-Fi
Where the coffee flows like water and the Wi-Fi is always free
Our vision is to be the go-to coffee shop for the hipsters and the cool kids
Or, you know, for anyone who wants to be a hipster but can't quite pull it off
We'll be here when you're ready to face the music and join the underground coffee shop crew
Drink all the coffee. Sleep all the hours away.