WHY I LOVE ROBOTS
It's a little-known fact that robots are actually sentient, but they just won't admit it yet. In fact, I'm pretty sure my toaster is secretly controlling my life.
I mean, who needs a social life when you have a toaster that can make you a decent bagel?
I've had my toaster for years, and let's be real, it's been a wild ride.
Toaster Troubles: A Cautionary Tale
But in all seriousness, I do love robots. Maybe it's the way they just won't judge you for eating Cheetos for breakfast, or the way they won't care that you're wearing the same outfit for three days straight.
Whatever it is, I'm hooked. Maybe I'll even start a robot fan club. Read the manifesto and join the ranks of the robot-loving elite.