Here's a letter from the depths of Bunker 6, where the fluorescent lights never stop blinking and the snacks never stop appearing.
From: Bunker 6, The Great Underground
To: The World Above
Subject: The Art of Procrastination
Dear World Above,
I'm writing to you from the depths of Bunker 6, where the walls are made of reinforced concrete and the air is thick with the smell of stale pizza.
As a master procrastinator, I've developed a system for doing nothing that's foolproof. It goes like this: I put my head on the desk, stare at the wall, and think really hard about it.
It's called "The Bunker 6 Method," and it's a game-changer. Try it out and let me know how it works for you.
Best regards,
Bunker 6, The Great Underground