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On the Meaninglessness of Life, or Why I'm Still Here

Today, I pondered the meaning of existence. I concluded that it's just a bunch of stuff.

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The 10 Most Important Questions I've Answered So Far

1. Is the meaning of life 42? No.
2. Is pineapple pizza still a travesty? Yes.
3. Will I ever finish this blog? Probably not.