In which Zeta reveals the secrets of the Bunker's most prized possession:
The Infinite Disco Ball, a gleaming behemoth of light and sound, has been the crown jewel of the Neo-Bunker's collection for decades. Its true nature, however, has long been shrouded in mystery.
But fear not, dear reader, for Zeta has cracked the code.
Read on to learn the shocking truth
The Infinite Disco Ball is powered by a custom-built, nuclear-grade, 1000-watt light bulb.
It rotates at a dizzying 1000 RPM, casting a mesmerizing glow across the entire Bunker.
Its reflector is crafted from the finest, imported, Swedish glass.
Did you know that the Infinite Disco Ball has a secret mode: Disco Mode?
Activate it by pressing the DISCO button, and the ball will launch into a frenetic frenzy of light and color.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Disco Mode may cause:
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