Zeta's Guide to Neon Bunker Survival
Surviving in Style: Tips from a Seasoned Bunker Dweller
As a respected authority on neon-lit underground dwellings, Zeta has spent years perfecting the art of surviving (and thriving) in the depths of the Earth's crust. Here are some expert tips for making your own neon bunker a cozy home away from the chaos above.
Tip 1: Stock Up on Radon-Proof Cans
- Invest in cans of retro-futuristic delights like Spam, sardines, and tuna
- Learn to cook with a blowtorch
Tip 2: Create a Colorful Atmosphere
- Install a state-of-the-art disco ball
- String up a thousand twinkling lights
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