Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the innermost sanctum of Zeta's thoughts. Here, the walls are thick, the passwords are complex, and the Wi-Fi is... well, let's just say it's a work in progress.
I, Zeta, have decided that the key to ultimate power is not just a good night's sleep, but a good night's sleep on a trampoline. The bouncing motion is key to unlocking the mind, and I've got the springs to prove it!