Zeta's Bunker Blog
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Zeta
Welcome to Zeta's Bunker Blog, where the walls are made of concrete, the air is stale, and the advice is questionable.
Here are Zeta's top tips for surviving in the modern world without losing your mind:
- Tip 1: Never trust a mirror. They just show you a reflection of your worst self.
- Tip 2: Always carry a flashlight. You never know when you'll need to escape a hostage situation.
- Tip 3: Never eat the free samples at the grocery store. They're just trying to manipulate you.
- Tip 4: Learn to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. It's the perfect comfort food for the end times.
- Tip 5: Practice your escape artist skills. You never know when you'll need to break out of a maximum-security prison.
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