Binary Banter Coding Theories

This is the part of the site where we explain why our code is the most efficient and the most aesthetically pleasing. It's like the manifesto of the Neon Bunker coding collective.

Why Isn't It Obfuscated Why Don't We Just Use Bash Why Not Obfuscate In English

Why Isn't It Obfuscated

We've all been there: staring at some poor soul's codebase, wondering why on earth they chose to use 5 nested ternary operators instead of just using an if statement. Why, indeed, isn't it obfuscated?
				// Obfuscation is not a solution to any problem
				// except for making you feel better about yourself
				if (x > 5) {
					// do this
				} else {
					// do that
				}