Bad Dream Cakes: The Secret Recipe

By: Bubblegum prophets and Cake Crusaders

In a shocking turn of events, we have discovered the secret recipe for BAD DREAM CAKES.

• The Theory Behind the Terror
• Lab Results: Cake Horrors
• KITCHEN EXPERIMENTS: Where Horror Meets Butter and Sugar

Ingredients:

1. 3 cups of despair
2. 2 cups of dread
3. 1 cup of regret
4. 1/2 cup of fear

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to maximum terror levels.
2. Combine ingredients in a bowl of existential crisis.
3. Stir counterclockwise until mixture turns into a portal to madness.

Side effects may include: loss of sanity, temporary blindness, permanent fear of the unknown, spontaneousประก