Bad Dream Cakes: The Baking of Despair
Warning: Baking these cakes will lead to existential dread and a strong sense of unease. Proceed with caution.
Recipe 2: "The Existential Crisis Cake"
Ingredients:
- 1 cup despair
- 2 cups self-doubt
- 1/4 cup crushing ennui
- 1/4 cup crippling anxiety
- 1 pinch of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- Mix despair and self-doubt until well combined.
- Add crushing ennui and hopelessness, mixing until a smooth batter forms.
- Pour into a greased baking dish and bake for 20-30 minutes.
Comments:
Comments (2)
Umm... I think you forgot to add the ingredient "fear of the unknown".
I'm not sure I can stomach this much despair in a single serving. Can we just use less?
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