Bad Dream Cakes

For when you want to ruin your subconscious' favorite dessert

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Recipe 4: "Soul Shattering S'mores Cake"

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of existential dread
• 1/2 cup of crippling self-doubt
• 1/4 cup of crushed hopes and dreams
• 1 tablespoon of despair

Mix all ingredients together in a bowl, then bake at 400°F for exactly 13.5 minutes.

Side effects may include:

• Nightmares for weeks
• Loss of sense of purpose
• Temporary loss of motor function

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any permanent damage.