Top Secret Pan Cakes of Doom

Secret Spice 1: The Pan Cake of Unholy Union

Combine 2 cups of flour, 1 cup of sugar, 1/2 cup of unsalted butter, 4 large eggs, 1/2 cup of milk, 1/4 cup of grated cheddar, and 1/4 cup of crushed up Doritos in a pan of doom. Cook over medium-high heat until the butter melts and the eggs scramble.

Optional: add 3/4 cup of chopped up bacon for an additional layer of flavor and texture.

Warning: do not attempt to make without proper ventilation, as the aroma of the pan cakes of doom may summon an unholy union of flavor demons.

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