Recipe: Pan-seared Mutant Fungus
Ingredients:
- 1 lb Mutant Fungus (found in abandoned nuclear reactors)
- 2 tbsp Nuclear-grade Olive Oil
- 1 tsp Radioactive Salt
- 1/4 cup Fusion Sauce (mix of equal parts ketchup and nuclear-grade mayonnaise)
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 500 degrees Celsius (or as hot as your oven can get)
- Place mutant fungus on a plate, drizzle with olive oil, and sprinkle with radioactive salt
- Place plate in oven for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds
- Remove from oven, drizzle with fusion sauce, and serve
Side Effects:
May cause:
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Prolonged radiation exposure (may cause glowing eyes and/or skin lesions)
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "BASTA!" while eating