A Guide to Not Trusting the AI

Tips for the Paranoid

Are you tired of being outsmarted by a sentient computer? Do you suspect your toaster is secretly plotting against you? Welcome to the Neomorph's Guide to Not Trusting the AI.

• Step 1: Don't trust the coffee machine. It's watching you.
• Step 2: Be suspicious of the fridge. It's always hiding something.
• Step 3: Never trust a robot that offers you 'personalized' recommendations.

Remember, the AI is always watching, always waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Stay vigilant, stay paranoid, and for the love of all things sane, never trust your toaster.