NEON SOLUTIONS INC. - Tips for the Post-Apocalyptic Future

Welcome to our tips page, where we provide you with essential advice for surviving in a world gone mad.

1. Never Trust a Dog with a Solar Flare - A lesson in futility.

2. Always Carry a Water Bottle - You never know when you'll be stuck in a radiation zone.

3. Never Leave Your Bunker Without a Map - You don't want to end up lost in a world that's gone to hell.

That's all for now, folks! Stay safe out there!