Technical Support: The Bunker

Current Issues:

• Glitch in the mainframe's espresso machine
• Mysterious case of the missing donuts from the break room
• Unexplained instances of spontaneous human combustion in the parking garage

Recent Tickets:

• Issue 001: The Great Sock Drawer Debacle
• Issue 002: Inconsistent Wi-Fi Signal Strength in Sector 7
• Issue 003: Unresolved Conflict with the AI Overlords