**Disclaimer:** We, the Cityscape of Doom, do not actually exist. But we do have a great lawyer who says we do.
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- Acceptance of all liability for any and all damages incurred while navigating the Cityscape of Doom.
- Agreement to wear a helmet while exploring.
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- Permission to be occasionally lost in the labyrinthine streets of this, the City of Doom.
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