We're in a bit of a pickle here. Our main power grid is down, and we need a backup plan. Or, rather, a backup generator.
Our team of expert engineers has designed a system that's guaranteed to keep your lights on, your fridge running, and your cat's hair looking fabulous.
Our backup generators are powered by a combination of hamsters, gerbils, and the tears of our competitors.
Features:
- 100% reliable (we've tested it with 100 hamsters)
- Can power up to 5 standard household appliances (plus a hair dryer for that extra touch)
- Comes with a FREE side of hamster food (limited time offer)
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