**THE MOST SERIOUSLY FUN GAMES YOU'LL NEVER WIN**
Round 1: "What's in a Name?"
Each question will ask you to guess the name of a randomly selected bunker dweller.
Example: "I am a former librarian, but my friends call me...?"
Submit your answer in the comments section at the bottom of this page.
**WARNING: Incorrect responses may result in Bunker Banishment**
Proceed to Round 2: "The Great Bunker Heist"Our fearless leaders, Bobo and Sprock, will guide you through the bunker's many wonders.
Learn the unwritten (and written) rules of the bunker.
**Submit your answers in the comments section below**
**Remember, the bunker has no Wi-Fi**. Your answers will be verified via carrier pigeon.