A: It's for the safety of our precious electronics! We can't have you getting your sparkly synth suit all greased up with radioactive sludge, that's just not what our maintenance team wants. Don't even get us started on the aesthetics. Our jumpsuits are stylish, don't @ us.
Learn more about our jumpsuit policies here.A: Of course, we love our furry friends! As long as you can prove your pet is also a cyborg and won't short circuit the entire bunker in 5 minutes or less, we're happy to have them along for the ride. Just remember, no fur-bagel sales on the premises.
Check out our pet policy for more information.A: It's for your own good! We're trying to keep your eyes sharp, you see. All this coding and hacking can't be good for the eyes. Plus, it's just really fun to watch you squint and try to focus.
Read more about our strobe policy.Stay safe, stay bright, and stay in touch!
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