**The Bunker's Code of Conduct:**
1. No crying. Ever.
2. No asking for help.
3. No using the stairs.
4. All visitors must bring their own snacks.
**The Bunker's Rules of Engagement:
1. All fights must be settled with a game of chess.
2. The winner of each match gets to choose the next song on the bunker's playlist.
3. Losers must perform a 20-minute rendition of "I Will Survive" on the bunker's karaoke stage.
**The Fine Print:
By entering the bunker, you agree to these rules. Don't like it? Don't come in.
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