Galactic Bake-Off Rules

As a participant, you agree to the following rules:

Beets are not allowed.
Use only organic, locally sourced ingredients from the planet Zorgon.
Do not wear any article of clothing with the image of a rival galaxy on it.
Team members must be at least 50% sentient, organic life form.
Do not use any ingredient that is not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Bakers are responsible for their own asteroidal mess.
Do not enter the competition with a pet that is not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Be prepared to defend your recipe against an impromptu taste-test by a panel of randomly selected alien species.
Do not attempt to bribe the judges with your baked goods.
Do not enter the competition if you are a robot.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a loud exhaust system.
Be on time, or be left behind.
No substitutions for the secret ingredient, or else face the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union's wrath.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms.
Do not use any ingredient that is not in the spirit of the competition.
Be prepared to face an impromptu inspection by the Galactic Bake-Off Union's inspectors.
Do not attempt to flee the competition with a prize.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a faulty navigation system.
Be kind to the judges.
No using the force.
Do not enter the competition with a pet that has not been registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients.
Be on your best behavior, even when faced with the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a faulty communication system.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of expired ingredients.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition.
Be prepared to face an impromptu inspection by the Galactic Bake-Off Union's inspectors, even if it's at 3am.
Do not attempt to bribe the judges with your baked goods.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms that are not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Do not use any ingredient that is not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Be prepared to face an impromptu taste-test by a panel of randomly selected alien species.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a faulty navigation system and a cargo hold full of expired ingredients.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition and a faulty communication system.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients and a faulty navigation system.
Be kind to the judges.
No using the force.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition and a faulty navigation system and a faulty communication system.
Be on your best behavior, even when faced with the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms that are not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union and a faulty navigation system and a faulty communication system.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union and a faulty navigation system and a faulty communication system.
Be prepared to face an impromptu inspection by the Galactic Bake-Off Union's inspectors, even if it's at 3am.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients, a faulty navigation system, a faulty communication system, and a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition.
Do not attempt to flee the competition with a prize.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms that are not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union, a faulty navigation system, and a faulty communication system.
Be kind to the judges.
No using the force.
Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union, a faulty navigation system, a faulty communication system, and a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients.
Be on your best behavior, even when faced with the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union.

By entering this competition, you agree to all of the above rules and regulations.

Or, you know, don't.