Galactic Bake-Off Rules
As a participant, you agree to the following rules:
- Beets are not allowed.
- Use only organic, locally sourced ingredients from the planet Zorgon.
- Do not wear any article of clothing with the image of a rival galaxy on it.
- Team members must be at least 50% sentient, organic life form.
- Do not use any ingredient that is not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Bakers are responsible for their own asteroidal mess.
- Do not enter the competition with a pet that is not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Be prepared to defend your recipe against an impromptu taste-test by a panel of randomly selected alien species.
- Do not attempt to bribe the judges with your baked goods.
- Do not enter the competition if you are a robot.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a loud exhaust system.
- Be on time, or be left behind.
- No substitutions for the secret ingredient, or else face the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union's wrath.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms.
- Do not use any ingredient that is not in the spirit of the competition.
- Be prepared to face an impromptu inspection by the Galactic Bake-Off Union's inspectors.
- Do not attempt to flee the competition with a prize.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a faulty navigation system.
- Be kind to the judges.
- No using the force.
- Do not enter the competition with a pet that has not been registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients.
- Be on your best behavior, even when faced with the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a faulty communication system.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of expired ingredients.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition.
- Be prepared to face an impromptu inspection by the Galactic Bake-Off Union's inspectors, even if it's at 3am.
- Do not attempt to bribe the judges with your baked goods.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms that are not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Do not use any ingredient that is not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Be prepared to face an impromptu taste-test by a panel of randomly selected alien species.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a faulty navigation system and a cargo hold full of expired ingredients.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition and a faulty communication system.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients and a faulty navigation system.
- Be kind to the judges.
- No using the force.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition and a faulty navigation system and a faulty communication system.
- Be on your best behavior, even when faced with the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms that are not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union and a faulty navigation system and a faulty communication system.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union and a faulty navigation system and a faulty communication system.
- Be prepared to face an impromptu inspection by the Galactic Bake-Off Union's inspectors, even if it's at 3am.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients, a faulty navigation system, a faulty communication system, and a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not in the spirit of the competition.
- Do not attempt to flee the competition with a prize.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of sentient, organic life forms that are not registered with the Galactic Bake-Off Union, a faulty navigation system, and a faulty communication system.
- Be kind to the judges.
- No using the force.
- Do not enter the competition with a spaceship that has a cargo hold full of ingredients that are not approved by the Galactic Bake-Off Union, a faulty navigation system, a faulty communication system, and a cargo hold full of non-organic, genetically engineered ingredients.
- Be on your best behavior, even when faced with the wrath of the Galactic Bake-Off Union.
By entering this competition, you agree to all of the above rules and regulations.
Or, you know, don't.