Welcome to Mayhem Night Drifts, where the good times roll and the hangovers hurt. We've got a list of the best liquors to drink while you're getting down in the bunker.
Liquor Recommendations:
1. Rot-Gut Rum - Because you want to see your insides.
2. Rot-Gut Whiskey - To rot your taste buds and your liver.
3. Drink & Forget Mix - To forget all the chaos you've seen in the bunker.
Side Effects:
Warning: Drinking any of the above liquors may lead to:
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Enhanced sense of existential dread
• Temporary loss of coordination
• Permanent damage to your liver