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GAME NIGHT SIDE EFFECTS RULES

Preamble

In the interest of maintaining a safe and enjoyable game night experience, we've established some ground rules. Please note that these rules are subject to change at any time, often without warning or justification.

  1. Beer is for Sissies: If you can't handle the bitter taste of reality, please drink something else.
  2. Mute the Phoniness: No discussing politics, unless you're an expert, in which case, you're still not allowed to discuss it.
  3. No Internet Research: If it's not in the rulebook, it's not allowed. Don't even think about it.
  4. Bring Your Own Snacks: We're not your mother. Don't rely on us for sustenance.
  5. One Trick Pony Mode: Don't get too comfortable; we'll switch games mid-night without warning.