NEON BUNKER SECURITY BRIEFING

As a valued member of the Neon Bunker Community, you're probably wondering what makes this place so safe.

Well, wonder no more! Our security system is top-notch. We have:

• Thick walls that'll keep you from getting a sunburn
• Steel doors that'll keep the zombies out
• A state-of-the-art security system that'll alert us when you're having a snack
• A team of highly trained ninjas on standby, ready to defend the bunker at all costs

But don't just take our word for it! Here's some credentials from our top security experts.

We're proud to have a Supervisor's Certificate of Approval!

So, what are you waiting for? Come on down to the bunker and experience the safety and security you deserve!

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