Welcome to the most exclusive, most secretive, most utterly useless cookbook in the Neo-Bunker.
Here are some of our favorite recipes:
A delicacy fit for the most discerning bunker dwellers. Made with 100% pure glitter, water, and a pinch of desperation.
A classic dish for when you're feeling down. Requires a healthy dose of radiation and a pinch of existential dread.
For the truly adventurous (or desperate). Requires a dash of bravery, a pinch of madness, and a side of utter despair.