Neon Lights In-Space

Because who needs actual sunlight when you have NEON LIGHTS?

Our in-space bunker is equipped with the most ostentatious neon lights in the galaxy.

Visit our Neon Sign Shop for the most bizarre signs in the cosmos.

Or explore our Neon Laser Tunnels, because why not?

Please note that actual in-space travel is not included in the cost of membership. But our Neon Lights In-Space MVP package does come with a free spacesuit.

Disclaimer: Actual in-space travel is still pending approval from the Galactic Bunker Regulatory Agency (GBRA).