Q: What is the purpose of the Underground Tunnels of Awareness?
A: We're a secret society of highly intelligent, highly caffeinated individuals who dig and navigate underground tunnels for fun. And for science.
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Yes. No flashlights. We use our own two eyes. Don't be a noob.
Q: Can I join?
A: You can. Just dig your way in. We're located 5 feet under the parking lot.
Q: Are the tunnels secure?
A: Like, totally not. You'll need a spare change of clothes. And a good lawyer.
Q: How do I find the entrance?
A: Look for the manhole cover with the blinking red eye. If you find the one with the spider webs, you're too late.
Q: Is it wheelchair accessible?
A: Only if you consider "climbing up a 45-degree incline while being yelled at" wheelchair accessible.
Q: Can I bring my pet?
A: We have an open policy on pets, but only if they're not allergic to mildew.
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