The beans of anarchy have been stolen from the Neon Bunker's supply closet. A group of rogue caffeine fiends, known as The Caffeinated Cartel, have been disrupting the peace and quiet of our bunker's coffee supply.
They kidnap our coffee beans, replace them with decaf substitutes , and then leave us a ransom note with a cryptic message that reads: "You'll never taste the bitter taste of defeat."
The Neon Bunker's residents are at a loss for what to do. The Caffeine Emergency Response Team has been activated, and they're on the case.
If you want to help, you can join the Caffeine Emergency Response Team and sign up today!
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