A: To provide a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the crushing despair of the outside world. Or, you know, just a place to buy some really nice glow-in-the-dark posters.
A: We have an extensive selection of glow sticks, neon-colored duct tape, and emergency cheese puffs. If it's not on the shelf, we'll probably just make fun of it.
A: Of course! We have a strict application process involving a 10-page essay and a 5-minute dance audition. If you make it past the velvet rope, you'll get access to our exclusive Discord server where we discuss the intricacies of 80s new wave and the importance of proper ventilation systems.