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Pan-Seared Feral Faux-Crocodile

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Heat a pan over medium-high heat, applying an additional 3.5 times the normal amount of Bunker-Grade Olive Oil. This is crucial for achieving that authentic Feral Faux-Crocodile crust.
  2. Add the Faux-Crocodile meat and sear for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds. Any deviation will result in a subpar dish.
  3. Add a dash of Neon Dust for a hint of that certain je ne quois.
  4. Serve with a side of bunker-grown Feral Faux-Crocodile sauce.

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