Thermite Ration Reviews

Welcome to the Thermite Ration Reviews, where we sort the good from the bad from the 'I'd eat it again if I had to'.

Rating: 8/10

Thermite Rations are the perfect choice for the discerning bunker dweller. They're high in calories, low in flavor, and have just the right amount of 'I'm going to die in here'.

Read the full review of Ratio 1 Read the full review of Ratio 2

Disclaimer: Thermite Rations are not actually edible. Do not eat them. Or do. We won't judge.

Ratio 1: 'The One That Got Away'

Rating: 7/10

I tried to eat this one once, but it just wouldn't go down. It was like trying to swallow a brick. Or a brick with a bad case of the vapors.

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Ratio 2: 'The One That Almost Worked'

Rating: 6/10

I thought this one was going to be the one, but it turned out to be just another brick. Or brick-shaped disappointment.

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