TikTok: Where Dreams Go to Die

Popular TikTok Bunker Snack Options

• Bagel Bites
• Cheesy Puffs
• Doritos Nacho Average
• Cheezits for Days

Warning: Bunker Life is Not Suitable for All

Caution: Prolonged exposure to TikTok may cause:

• Existential dread
• Moderate to severe eye strain
• Irreversible brain damage (in extreme cases)